Thursday, August 24, 2006

fat ugly brute . .

 This morning when I was taking a swim an idea for a little story occurred to me. Let me try to share it with you. There is this huge ugly guy swimming in the pool. He looks very menacing and does not apperciate anyone socialising with him. A bright faced young man walks in and sees this character. The young man challenges the ugly fella to a little race. He who can complete 30 laps before the other is the winner. There is a smirk on the face of the brute as he stretches himself and takes his place at one end of the pool. The young man enters the pool cheered by his friends. The race lasts 10 mins in which the ugly brute leaves the young man far behind. The brute completes his 30 laps and calmly hoists himself over the side of the pool and just stares at the struggling young man. The young man crawls out of the water and looks at the ugly fella. His words come out painfully, "I have had a tough time these few days. I have been unwell, my boss is taking out his anger on me and I have other commitments too."
The brute smirks at the young man and says, "Well my story is not as complicated as yours. Excuse me for practising everyday."
Couple of lessons you can learn from this story.
#1) Just because someone looks ugly doesn't make him a bad guy.
#2) Dont give fucking excuses. Heard of the saying? Excuses are like assholes. Everyone has one.
#3) Noone one fucking said how short a short story can be.
 
 Right! Now that we have that little thing out of the way. We are having a hectic day here in the office. Someone spread the rumour that the course in charge will be coming to check our assmts. So I have been doing disgusting
things like work and shit!!
Somehow today i felt there were not many girls to look at in the food court. I mean yeah there were the usual hotties, but 'ye dil maange more!!'
 Hopefully my viva date will be set today. Wish me luck!!! Have a super day!


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